Funniest Quotes so far from The 5 Wells Kids:

 

 

January 9, 2011:

It’s Super-mom’s last day of the Prana Cleanse.  She’s very hungry since she’s had only green juice for four days and is nursing the twins. Sagey says, “If I were doing the Cleanse, I would take two sips.  That would be MY cleanse.”

 

January 5, 2011:

Philippe is dropping Sage off for her first young illustrators’ class, with all the other first graders.  Phoenix wants to go in, and he tells him it’s not for him.  Phoenix asks, “Is it just for old people?”

 

January 5, 2011:

Philippe is walking past the bathroom, and Phoenix is inside, telling his stories: “I not Big Bird.”

 

December 28, 2010:

Supermom at Target with Madison, Sagey, and Phoenix shopping the 50% off Christmas decoration stuff aisle for next year.  She gets quite a few large ornaments for the trees in the yard and when she wheels the cart up to Madison and Sagey who were in the Juniors Department checking out clothes, both Madison and Sagey’s mouths drop open. Sagey says, “I was like, my Mom is a minimalist.  She doesn’t like to shop.  She doesn’t buy stuff.  What is THAT?  Did she change her personality?”

 

December 28, 2010:  Phoenix and Sagey are up late on the computer when they should have been in bed.  Philippe says, “Sage, you should know better.”  Phoenix asks, “Is I know better?”

December 24, 2010:  Phoenix is opening Madison’s present and says, “But it can’t be a book.”

 

November 30, 2010:  Phoenix:  “I’m going to play catch … and I so good at it.”

 

November 27 2010:  Sagey said, “Mommy, there are too many presents!” (Under the Christmas tree)

 

November 25, 2010:

Thanksgiving.  Phoenix:  “I thankful for everything . . . and the yoga.”

 

November 24, 2010:  Phoenix was cutting paper with scissors and Super-mom said to be mindful and careful.  Phoenix responded, “Ya, because if I cut my fingers, I’ll have to get new ones, right?”

November 5, 2010 P:  Phoenix playing with his cars.  The cars are saying this to each other:  ”Whatever….” (You know you’re living with a teenager when.)

 

October 28, 2010:  Phoenix about ghosting:  “Is I weird?”

 

October 27, 2010:  I asked Phoenix to brush his teeth and put his jammies on.  He said (as he was bouncing on his bed), “I busy.”

 

October 22, 2010:  Sage wants to write a book like Diary of a Wimpy Kid.  She says her book will be:  “Diary of a Happy Kid.”

 

October 20, 2010:  Phoenix said (after I told him I was 3), “You not three, you twenty-one.”

 

October 16, 2010:  Phoenix asked where he was when Sagey was little.  I said he was still out in the Universe.  Phoenix said, “I love the Universe.”

 

October 16, 2010:  Phoenix asked me what I am going to be for Halloween.  I said Spiderman (he’s going to be that).  He said, “No, what is you going to be, Taxi Driver?”

 

September 30, 2010:  Phoenix:  “One day ago, I is getting married.” (One day before our niece Chelsea’s wedding).

 

September 29, 2010:  Phoenix used the word frashile for the first time today.  He wanted to take the Eiffel tower (actually the Sankaty lighthouse) upstairs.  I told him to be careful.  He said, “Why?  Because it frashile?”

 

September 29, 2010:  I’m trying on fancy dresses I borrowed from Jene to wear to our niece’s wedding.  Sagey says excitedly, “Mom is the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, she’s ever been!”